Beastly treatment for beauties
Published 11/27/2009, The Dickinson Press
Anybody who expects this column to lampoon beauty-pageant contestants has another think coming. Last time I made a satirical thrust in that direction, two women whose friendship I treasure coolly informed me they’d been Rodeo Queens of their respective county fairs. Did I have a problem with that?Word count: 801
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