The (not so) exciting life of Bernice
Published 12/21/2011, DL-Online
Most know her as Bernice. Some know her simply as Cat. Kitty, Fluffernutter, Fatty, Fatso or Fat Cat are some of the names she is known by. I know her as Stormin’ Normin. My cat Bernice is a very interesting creature. Sometimes I really wonder what she’s up to. She’s either running into walls, frolicking all over our furniture, running around like crazy, biting people or acting semi-normal.Word count: 481
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