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I can’t get this package open

Published 11/02/2011, DL-Online

I bought a ham salad sandwich just this noon that was wrapped in a cellophane package. The cellophane was folded so that the price label sealed the whole package. I pulled on the wrapper to unwrap it. Couldn’t get it open. I tried to gnaw the tiniest beginning to rip the package open. Teeth too dull.

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