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The danger of acting like a duck

Published 06/10/2011, DL-Online

Last week, a wood duck whooshed through the yard at forty miles-per-hour and wove through the thick woods without hitting a tree. One of the latest extreme human sports is wing-suiting, where idiots with nothing better to do jump off a cliff wearing an outfit that makes them float like a flying squirrel.

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