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LLOYD OMDAHL: Committee vows to defend outhouses

Published 10/07/2013, Grand Forks Herald

“Meeting again!” grumbled Holger Danske, who interrupted his sauerkraut processing to attend this crisis meeting of the Homeland Security Committee. He had a fabulous cabbage crop and wanted to get it in the 20-gallon crocks while it was still fresh.

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