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RYAN BAKKEN: News, live from the sewage outlet

Published 08/29/2011, Grand Forks Herald

There are two types of television reporters. No, not male and female. No, not attractive and very attractive. No, not those who use hairspray and those who use lots of hairspray. The types are these: 1) Reporters who put on rubber boots and step into the water before going on camera to file a flood story; and 2) Reporters who remain on dry land.

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