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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: Committee considers ban on rump-kicking

Published 06/20/2010, Grand Forks Herald

“The Constitution doesn’t give him authority to kick rumps,” declared Little Jimmy, who had changed his on-line major from theology to politics. He figured that religion was going mostly into politics anyway. It was his fifth major since starting classes over the Internet. “He can kick government rumps, but he’s talking about BP’s private rump, and that’s unconstitutional,” Jimmy added.

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