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COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: When politicians go to abstinence school

Published 07/06/2009, Grand Forks Herald

Okay, senators, congressmen, governors: You’ve been assigned by the Select Committee on Heterosexual Misconduct to go through six weeks of abstinence training for your extramarital dalliances.

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