COLUMNIST LLOYD OMDAHL: Homeland committee shelves stimulus
Published 02/02/2009, Grand Forks Herald
“OK,” Ork agreed as he looked over some government papers. “Now they want to know how many jobs our project will create.” “Jobs!? Jobs!?” Josh exclaimed in disbelief, half rising out of his frosted chair. “Who wants jobs?” he asked, as he surveyed the shivering citizenry. “We’ve got Social Security. That’s economic stimulus every month.”Word count: 490
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