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Published December 15 2011

Morast: Playing the role of Nostradamus …

It’s fun to receive emails from the future.

Some warn of upcoming doom, gloom and unfortunate slang words. Others predict that I will soon be working as a fast food janitor.

Unfortunately, those emails rarely come my way.

However, Yahoo recently slid a note into my inbox that claims to predict what will happen in 2012. The big headline: The world will not end in 2012.

Thanks.

Guess I’ll continue paying my mortgage and stuff.

While Yahoo’s prophetic powers aren’t too impresive they did rekindle a childhood dream of becoming my generation’s Nostradamus.

So, here are a run of predictions that were divined from gently inhaling the smoke of smoldering crayons and boysenberries.

Enjoy.