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Swift: Meet members of worst-case scenario club

Published 12/03/2011, INFORUM

Sometime in the ’90s, Mike Myers portrayed a character named Middle-Aged Man for “Saturday Night Live.” The balding, potbellied protagonist bragged that he had all of the super-powers you expected to find in a man of a certain age. He could program a VCR, jumpstart a car and tell you how your stock portfolio was performing.

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