Swift: Dog endures battle of the bulge(s)
Published 06/19/2011, INFORUM
Poor, lumpy Jake. When he was 3 or 4 years old, my father-in-law pointed out a slight protuberance on his left side (hereafter known as his “driver’s side”).Word count: 553
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