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By Tom Pantera, Published January 05 2003

Future shocks: Possible Ventura jobs

Jesse Ventura probably won't lack for job offers as ex-governor. Still, if they're not appealing enough, here are a few positions we could see him in:

- Color commentator for Vince McMahon's new venture, the XCL (Extreme Curling League)

- Feather boa tester

- Spokesman for new product, Mr. Clean Head Polish

- Lisa Marie Presley's latest fiancé (would garner extra publicity during Jesse's divorce from his current wife)